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If your Saturday nights are boring and you're looking to put a smile on your face, let Oh! Pawpets! take you to an enjoyable evening that will keep you wanting to come back each week for more!
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There are many places to see, but please be sure to stop by the Information Center near the beacon for information about Pawpet Land, who we are, how we all came to be, and the important rules and regulations of Pawpet Land while on your visits. We hope you enjoy your stay, and please be sure to contact either Wolfdog or SonicBlu to be added to the whitelist if you wish to visit and/or build a home in Pawpet Land.
Send Us Your Content!
We at the Oh! Pawpets! Show love to show off your videos. If you have a video you've made yourself, send it to us! We'd love to air it. If you have a puppetry video or a video which you wish to show off a talent of yours, even something as simple as a quick vlog to the show will all be good enough to air on the Oh! Pawpets! Show. Please try to keep your content rated TVPG, which means if it's too vulgar to show on prime time television, it's too vulgar for Oh! Pawpets! Try to refrain from the use of profanity or themes of a graphic, explicit, or offensive nature---no adult or drug references or slurs against race, creed, religion, or content which promotes the public bashing or slander against anyone else. Any videos containing vulgarity or graphic content may either be edited or denied for airing. The Oh! Pawpets! Show reserves the right to edit or refuse the airing of any videos we receive, and for any reasons as stated above. As always, having your content featured on Oh! Pawpets! is a privelage, not a right.
For further details on the types of content we feature here on the show and how to submit them, please send an email to ohpawpets at gmail dot com and be sure to include your inquiries or ideas.
We at Oh! Pawpets! keep pretty busy with our own segments and film projects, but sometimes we're willing to take suggestions from viewers if time allows. If you have a written idea or script for a segment or film project that you would like to see on Oh! Pawpets! and wish to submit them to us, drop us a line and let us know. You will receive a reply within 48 hours of your submission in the form of your video or idea being greenlit for the show, or denied with an explanation. In the event we greenlight your idea, you will be given a release form to read over, acknowledge, and digitally sign before productions can begin. All written work submitted to us will be credited to the creator(s) respectively and accordingly.
In most cases, Talent Search submissions may not render a response, but will likely be featured on the show if the above guidelines are followed. We will only notify you with an explanation if your Talent Search submission needs to be edited or is denied from the show.
To submit your videos and images to the show, please refer to the following means:
E-mail: ohpawpets at gmail dot com
Tumblr - sonicblu2.tumblr.com/submit
Dropbox - Dropbox Public Folder (Please keep all submissions under 1GB)
OneDrive: OneDrive Public Folder (Please keep all submissions under 1GB)
Highlights of the Show
Screen Capture Challenge
Screen Capture Challenge is a contest we host every week on the Oh! Pawpets! show. Viewers are encouraged to take screen captures during our broadcasts, and we'll help along with giving them a still shot to work with when something funny happens on the show, and Sound Raccoon will at one point freeze the action on the screen, followed by his words: "Screen capture THIS!" The viewer then copies and pastes the image into an imaging software program and manipulates it any way they see fit. Just as long as you keep it clean! Then send it back to the show via FTP or email (details in our Contacts page.) We will post all our entries at the end of the show for our viewers to vote on the funniest screen capture. The winning entry will then be placed on our Photos page for the entire week before it's replaced by the next winning entry. This gives our viewers a chance to submit content to the show and be recognized for their efforts, and is also a good way for the viewers to interact with the show.
Viewer Choice Videos and Pics
Midway through the show, we'll turn to you the viewer for you to entertain us by submitting links, videos, or images on things that either you have worked on or things you find amusing and you wish to show the world. All we ask is that any content or links you send us be clean, not obscene! We would like to keep in a general audience area, and that does include content being sent to us by viewers. If you have worked on the content yourself, you will get top priority in the show and will be displayed first before the zany randomness hits. Just let us know in advance whether it's something you've worked on or something you've found amusing.
Cooking with SonicBlu
This segment will give you a chance to take note of some tantelizing recipies that you can easily duplicate in your home. If you say you can't cook a meal to save your life, consider your life to be saved. SonicBlu will break from the show to give the viewers some extra recipe ideas. Each recipe that is prepared are listed in the Archives page for downloading. If you're worried about health, SonicBlu is an expert in the field, and his motto always hangs: "If you're not cooking good, you're not eating good. SonicBlu will ensure you can make some lowfat meals that will still taste as if it's sinful...although at times he will feature some recipes that are as sinful as they taste. You just have to ask yourself if you feel lucky...well, do ya punk? Then put down your guns and pick up some spatulas. It's time to get cookin' with SonicBlu!
Consumer Fox, the dwarf fox from merry ol' England will be here from time to time to offer you the latest and greatest in consumer products. Ever since Consumer Fox was a kit, he was always fascinated by the world of advertising, snappy product jingles, and of course, learning at an early age how to shop smart. Consumer prides himself in offering the best reports for the best products and does not endorse anyone to go generic brands...though in an economy in this day and age, it's understandable to go as cheap as you can get...we just won't tell Consumer Fox what we've purchased at the shops. Our consumer reports will challenge products from those as seen on TV to brand new food products, and we'll even see if we can challenge the validity of the products' advertising campaigns to test if the product really does exactly how you see them on TV.
A Little Birdy Told Me: The Oh! Pawpets! News
A Little Birdy Told Me: The Oh! Pawpets! News is our own news bulletin program arranged by all our fine feathered friendly bird characters. Founded by Mocking Byrd, A Little Birdy Told Me started out with small news updates, which blossomed into a full-blown news program. This news program would later induct the personality and talents (or shall we say "talons") of Crackle Raven, Bernard Eaglebert, and Cornelius Klucklin, and all of our resident aviants work feverishly to dig up the latest dirt and info that happen in and around Pawpet Land and around the world, which include news of the bizarre and outlandishly humorous, with a lot of local Pawpet Land news and updates as well. At times, we'll also broadcast serious news updates as well, depending on how big the news is. Although we include real-time bizarre news---and some bulletins will contain truth, some of our own take on these news bulletins will include fictitious bulletins as well, and this section is made purely out of good fun and the intentions of 100% entertainment only. A lot of our news bulletins are not to be taken too seriously...except for the serious parts, which should be easily discernable from our other zany bulletins.
Got a talent that deserves to be on film? Now's your chance to be a part of our show. Just send in a video of you showing your talents, whether it's singing, performing stand-up comedy, magic tricks, or just about anything! Your video may make it to our new variety show called Talent Search, hosted by Wolfgang Sebastian Bark. You don't have to worry about being judged, since there's no competition here...just your average variety show. If you wish to participate, send us your videos. We may include them with the very next episode of Talent Search. Please make sure your videos fall under the TVPG rating! We reserve the right to censor or deny any video submitted to us for any reason that doesn't meet the show's rating. Videos must be submitted before midnight every Thursday in order to be included in that Saturday's show. Any videos recieved after Thursday will be included in the following week's episode of Talent Search.
Where Talent Search focuses on putting on a variety show featuring material sent into the show by viewers for everyone to enjoy without the prejudice of ridicule or judgement, Pawpet Idol is a competitive musical segment, in which its contestants will compete with one another against the judges and the audience to see who gets the most votes based on their performances. At the end of each episode, a winner will be picked to exist among the ranks of being the next Pawpet Idol...but can the performances appeal to Syeuxeamoune Qaaetze? If you can impress him, you can impress anyone.
Like any TV lineup, no schedule would be complete without a talk show. What started out as an impromptu on-the-spot skit became what is now known as Oh! Pawpets! first talk show, Fox Talk. Originally, this show was designed as a counterpoint show in which two fox characters would conflict on how they view the world through the eyes of the feral and not-so-feral vulpines of the world. As the show progressed in ideas, Fox Talk will become a talk show whose guests will involve any of the other Oh! Pawpets! characters in a question/answer segment to discover each character's background story: how they came to exist and what ambitions they have for the future. The show will still be hosted by foxes, so all you vulpine lovers out there don't have to worry about not seeing your favorite fox characters in this segment.
Signs of the Times
We admit, there have been some pretty wacky signs that have been posted all over this mixed-up world, with the effort that somebody will come along and follow what it says. The problem is, many people often take these types of signs as a joke. We at the Oh! Pawpets! Show have featured this segment to show just what would happen if some of these signs were actually followed by our cast, and what types of inevitable zaniness that comes to follow, which will give the viewer an idea on exactly how foolish some of these signs really are and why signs like these aren't taken seriously after all. These are the signs of the times.
Ricey Reecey Takes Confusion Out Of Confucius
Have you ever gotten a fortune cookie, and its words went way over your head? Been scratching your head trying to figure out what they mean? Are you fed up with having to translate the wisdom of Confucius into plain standard Engrish? Ricey Reecey will lend a talon and explain what those complicated fortune cookie sayings translate into, and will offer its wisdom as a way of living happier and better lives for you and those around you.
Come to the far east, where the art of food arrangement and preparation is as important as a leaf falling silently onto the still of the pond, where the koi fish greet you at your feet, and our star Chinese chef, Ricey Reecey, will show us this sacred art. Join him as he tries to teach his star student, Yung Glasshoppah the ways of the food chef with a keen sense of the martial culinary arts. We just won't tell our young student that some of the things you find in the kitchen may put up quite a fight before going into a pot of boiling water, so sharpen your martial arts skills and concentrate on the fight ahead. Learn the ways of Kung Food, and you will have conquered another step in one of the ancient Chinese ways of life.
The Pawpets Court
Order in this court...and you better not take this opportunity to ask for a pizza delivery. That means that Judge Dredd "Heymon" Headley is presiding in the Pawpet Land Courthouse, and it's anybody's fair trial. If you have an issue, and nobody can help set things right, bring your case to the Pawpets Court, and let justice be served. The Pawpets Court enacts as a standard small claims courthouse, so nothing too major will be fought in this forum, but some of the cases that come through its walls will be worth its weight in gold on how zany our pawpet characters keep finding themselves in trouble.
There is a place where spooky tales exist, and the macabre starts to unfold as you venture through its halls. We call this place "Spookatorium", where we will take you on a tour through the dark side of your most eerie thoughts and fears. The stories told within are hosted by our resident bat of bedlam, Bruiser, who will introduce each tale as they are told and portrayed by the Oh! Pawpets! cast. This segment is our own salute to spooky, classic black & white television programs, but featuring all original stories. Although there has only been one espiode that has been filmed so far, we do have plans for future episodes, but it's a matter of obtaining all the props we need, as well as the extra crew hands needed to help with the behind-the-scenes stuff.
Bwing's Discount Detective Service
If there is a pressing case that needs to be cracked by the most crafty of craniums, making the most dastardly of deductions, and the cutest of crackpot detectives ever found, then you know Bwing T. Fewwet will be on the case and hot on the trail of mystery, in order to answer the age-old question of "whodunit". The problem is, his office is a cardboard box in a dark alley between a laundromat and a small hardware store, and though he may solve the case before you know it, he's also desperate to take the job because it might get him something more than a bowl of ferret food to eat. Therefore, his services come with a price that is often feesible, but also edible. He might be hungry for a case to solve, but that's nothing compared to what's in your refrigerator, and if you don't watch out, you may discover that you'll have a case of missing food on top of any other mysteries you may have. If you have a mystery that needs solving, he may not be as tough as most detectives, but he'll be there to solve that case in his eccentric ways nonetheless, and his services will come with a price, but he's enough of a negotiator to give you a discount if you have some good pizza on hand.