Oh! Pawpets! News
Season Seven Premiere: August 22, 2015
The time has finally come, and we are about to switch over to Season Seven of the Oh! Papwets! Show! What types of crazy ideas will we be unleashing this year? We never really know ourselves, but you can be assured that the Oh! Pawpets! cast and crew are here to entertain you nonetheless. No matter what productions we create, we all hope you enjoy them all.
Pawpets Reunited: An Oh! Pawpets! Motion Picture Presentation
Along with the premiere of season seven, the Oh! Papwets! Show is going to be kicking things off by unleashing our huge event of the year. The six-month long project to put this film together has finally come to its end, and we are prepared to begin the seventh season with our latest full-length motion picture: Pawpets Reunited! This project originally staarted out as a typical 4-hour episode to mark our triumphant return to the internet, after having been down due to a breakdown in our technology department. Our broadcasting computer quit working, my camera battery broke, my computer monitor malfunctioned, and there were so many other issues the show needed. Thanks to a generous donation, we were able to fix the issues that prevented us from running our show, and we were also able to pick up a few more new Pawpets characters to help keep the cast flow rolling (since most of our cast members are still stuck in a storage unit in Columbus and really need to come back home.) Pawpets Reunited was going to be our way of showing a fictional story on what happened while the show was down. This idea evolved into a method of introducing all the new characters into the cast lineup, and the storyline ended up growing bigger and bigger. The end result is the film we are about to present, which will air at the debut of our seventh season on August 22, 2015. After the film is aired, it will not be uploaded to our website, however we will be adding it to our online Filmography store once I am able to retain my supplies (which are also locked within that same storage unit in Columbus.) A soundtrack will accompany the DVD and Blu Ray release as well, which will be available in the Discography store. We look forward to airing the new film on the 22nd, and we hope you will join us as we broadcast the new film for your viewing enjoyment.
New Cast MembersNew cast members have made their way onto the Oh! Pawpets! show! Get to know them in our Cast page:
Send Us Your Content!We at the Oh! Pawpets! Show love to show off your videos. If you have a video you've made yourself, send it to us! We'd love to air it. If you have a puppetry video or a video which you wish to show off a talent of yours, even something as simple as a quick vlog to the show will all be good enough to air on the Oh! Pawpets! Show. Please try to keep your content rated TVPG, which means if it's too vulgar to show on prime time television, it's too vulgar for Oh! Pawpets! Try to refrain from the use of profanity or themes of a graphic, explicit, or offensive nature---no drug references or slurs against race, creed, religion, or content which promotes the public bashing or slander against anyone else. Any videos containing vulgarity or graphic content may either be edited or denied for airing. The Oh! Pawpets! Show reserves the right to edit or refuse the airing of any videos we receive, and for any reasons as stated above. As always, having your content featured on Oh! Pawpets! is a privelage, not a right. For further details on the types of content we feature here on the show and how to submit them, please send an email to ohpawpets at gmail dot com and be sure to include your inquiries or ideas.
To submit your videos and images to the show, please refer to the following means:
E-mail: ohpawpets at gmail dot com
Highlights of the Show
Screen Capture Challenge
Screen Capture Challenge is a contest we host every week on the Oh! Pawpets! show. Viewers are encouraged to take screen captures during our broadcasts, and we'll help along with giving them a still shot to work with when something funny happens on the show, and Sound Raccoon will at one point freeze the action on the screen, followed by his words: "Screen capture THIS!" The viewer then copies and pastes the image into an imaging software program and manipulates it any way they see fit. Just as long as you keep it clean! Then send it back to the show via FTP or email (details in our Contacts page.) We will post all our entries at the end of the show for our viewers to vote on the funniest screen capture. The winning entry will then be placed on our Photos page for the entire week before it's replaced by the next winning entry. This gives our viewers a chance to submit content to the show and be recognized for their efforts, and is also a good way for the viewers to interact with the show.
Viewer Choice Videos and Pics
Midway through the show, we'll turn to you the viewer for you to entertain us by submitting links, videos, or images on things that either you have worked on or things you find amusing and you wish to show the world. All we ask is that any content or links you send us be clean, not obscene! We would like to keep in a general audience area, and that does include content being sent to us by viewers. If you have worked on the content yourself, you will get top priority in the show and will be displayed first before the zany randomness hits. Just let us know in advance whether it's something you've worked on or something you've found amusing.
Cooking with SonicBlu
This segment will give you a chance to take note of some tantelizing recipies that you can easily duplicate in your home. If you say you can't cook a meal to save your life, consider your life to be saved. SonicBlu will break from the show to give the viewers some extra recipe ideas. Each recipe that is prepared are listed in the Archives page for downloading. If you're worried about health, SonicBlu is an expert in the field, and his motto always hangs: "If you're not cooking good, you're not eating good. SonicBlu will ensure you can make some lowfat meals that will still taste as if it's sinful...although at times he will feature some recipes that are as sinful as they taste. You just have to ask yourself if you feel lucky...well, do ya punk? Then put down your guns and pick up some spatulas. It's time to get cookin' with SonicBlu!
Consumer Fox, the dwarf fox from merry ol' England will be here from time to time to offer you the latest and greatest in consumer products. Ever since Consumer Fox was a kit, he was always fascinated by the world of advertising, snappy product jingles, and of course, learning at an early age how to shop smart. Consumer prides himself in offering the best reports for the best products and does not endorse anyone to go generic brands...though in an economy in this day and age, it's understandable to go as cheap as you can get...we just won't tell Consumer Fox what we've purchased at the shops.
A Little Birdy Told Me: The Oh! Pawpets! News
A Little Birdy Told Me: The Oh! Pawpets! News is our own news bulletin program arranged by all our fine feathered friendly bird characters. Founded by Mocking Byrd, A Little Birdy Told Me started out with small news updates, which blossomed into a full-blown news program. This news program would later induct the personality and talents (or shall we say "talons") of Crackle Raven, Bernard Eaglebert, and Cornelius Klucklin, and all of our resident aviants work feverishly to dig up the latest dirt and info that happen in and around Pawpet Land and around the world, which include news of the bizarre and outlandishly humorous, with a lot of local Pawpet Land news and updates as well. At times, we'll also broadcast serious news updates as well, depending on how big the news is. Although we include real-time bizarre news---and some bulletins will contain truth, some of our own take on these news bulletins will include fictitious bulletins as well, and this section is made purely out of good fun and the intentions of 100% entertainment only. A lot of our news bulletins are not to be taken too seriously...except for the serious parts, which should be easily discernable from our other zany bulletins.
Talent SearchGot a talent that deserves to be on film? Now's your chance to be a part of our show. Just send in a video of you showing your talents, whether it's singing, performing stand-up comedy, magic tricks, or just about anything! Your video may make it to our new variety show called Talent Search, hosted by Wolfgang Sebastian Bark. You don't have to worry about being judged, since there's no competition here...just your average variety show. If you wish to participate, send us your videos. We may include them with the very next episode of Talent Search. Please make sure your videos fall under the TVPG rating! We reserve the right to censor or deny any video submitted to us for any reason that doesn't meet the show's rating. Videos must be submitted before midnight every Thursday in order to be included in that Saturday's show. Any videos recieved after Thursday will be included in the following week's episode of Talent Search.
Fox TalkLike any TV lineup, no schedule would be complete without a talk show. What started out as an impromptu on-the-spot skit became what is now known as Oh! Pawpets! first talk show, Fox Talk. Originally, this show was designed as a counterpoint show in which two fox characters would conflict on how they view the world through the eyes of the feral and not-so-feral vulpines of the world. As the show progressed in ideas, Fox Talk will become a talk show whose guests will involve any of the other Oh! Pawpets! characters in a question/answer segment to discover each character's background story: how they came to exist and what ambitions they have for the future. The show will still be hosted by foxes, so all you vulpine lovers out there don't have to worry about not seeing your favorite fox characters in this segment.
Signs of the TimesWe admit, there have been some pretty wacky signs that have been posted all over this mixed-up world, with the effort that somebody will come along and follow what it says. The problem is, many people often take these types of signs as a joke. We at the Oh! Pawpets! Show have featured this segment to show just what would happen if some of these signs were actually followed by our cast, and what types of inevitable zaniness that comes to follow, which will give the viewer an idea on exactly how foolish some of these signs really are and why signs like these aren't taken seriously after all. These are the signs of the times.
Kung FoodCome to the far east, where the art of food arrangement and preparation is as important as a leaf falling silently onto the still of the pond, where the koi fish greet you at your feet, and our star Chinese chef, Ricey Reecey, will show us this sacred art. Join him as he tries to teach his star student, Yung Glasshoppah the ways of the food chef with a keen sense of the martial culinary arts.
SpookatoriumThere is a place where spooky tales exist, and the macabre starts to unfold as you venture through its halls. We call this place "Spookatorium", where we will take you on a tour through the dark side of your most eerie thoughts and fears. The stories told within are hosted by our resident bat of bedlam, Bruiser, who will introduce each tale as they are told and portrayed by the Oh! Pawpets! cast. This segment is our own salute to spooky, classic black & white television programs, but featuring all original stories.
Bwing's Discount Detective ServiceIf there is a pressing case that needs to be cracked by the most crafty of craniums, making the most dastardly of deductions, and the cutest of crackpot detectives ever found, then you know Bwing T. Fewwet will be on the case and hot on the trail of mystery, in order to answer the age-old question of "whodunit". The problem is, his office is a cardboard box in a dark alley between a laundromat and a small hardware store, and though he may solve the case before you know it, he's also desperate to take the job because it might get him something more than a bowl of ferret food to eat. Therefore, his services come with a price that is often feesible, but also edible. He might be hungry for a case to solve, but that's nothing compared to what's in your refrigerator, and if you don't watch out, you may discover that you'll have a case of missing food on top of any other mysteries you may have. If you have a mystery that needs solving, he may not be as tough as most detectives, but he'll be there to solve that case in his eccentric ways nonetheless, and his services will come with a price, but he's enough of a negotiator to give you a discount if you have some good pizza on hand.
Pam's Market Popcornhttp://www.pamspopcorn.com
Upon one of our travels to the city, we had a brief film expose on Pam's Market Popcorn, which is currently located at the historic North Market on N. High St. Pam is an astoundingly outgoing lady who loves her work, she really loved what we do on the Oh! Pawpets! show, and her labor of love really shows in her bubbly personality. The proof is in the consumation of the popcorn she makes, which is one of the reasons why her gourmet popcorns are far better than anyone else's. Her web site has very interesting facts about how the popcorn is made, the shelf life, and the keep time before the popcorn goes stale, and she also has a method of accepting orders placed outside the Columbus, OH area via a toll-free number located on her Menu page.
Recently, we've learned of the business beginning to go under due to the inability for the shop to uphold their lease, and will be needing to change location. We have offered their link here on our web page in exchange for Pam's willingness to allow us to film at her shop. Whether you're curious yourself and click on the link that takes you to the page, or you are very interested in perhaps sampling her popcorns, we encourage everyone to take a good look at the wonderful array of popcorn being offered at the web site, and if they interest you at all, please feel free to place a few orders. All of us here at the Oh! Pawpets! show can't get enough of her gourmet popcorns, and they are very reasonably priced. See for yourself via her Menu page to see just what types of popcorn Pam specializes in, and perhaps order up a few bags for your own. Your online orders may help save this shop from going under, and we wouldn't want to see that happen after just turning ourselves onto Pam's gourmet popcorn. Thanks in advance for your patronage. I'm sure Pam would love ya for it, and so would we.
Spicey Rooster BBQ Companyhttp://www.spiceyrooster.com
The Oh! Pawpets! Show is proud to showcase one of the finest sauce makers in Columbus, and they also take orders online! If you have access to the internet, which I assume is everyone (after all, you're already here, aren't you?) then you, too, can cruise over to the Spicey Rooster BBQ Company web site and find out how to order your own supply of spicy and not-so-spicy sauces to really tickle your taste buds! Every product is made in-house by the company's founder, Randy Combs. The Spicey Rooster BBQ Company has a sauce for every taste. For not-so-spicy, we recommend the Raspberry Steak Sauce, which gives your meats a wonderful, sweet flavor. The Bourbon BBQ Sauce has a little bit of spice to it, but it is a soothing type of spice, letting you know that the spice is in there, but it's not overwhelming. The BBQ Rub seasoning also adds a wonderful touch to all of your barbecue foods. Getting a little bit spicier with the The bold taste of the Buffalo Wing Sauce, which gives a tangy, rich flavor to an old time favorite. Use it on wings, sandwiches, wraps, salads, you name it! For the spicy enthusiast, try the Ghost of N'awlins, which has a touch of ghost pepper that is safer to eat than you know. Using home-grown ghost pepper and a blend of spices, a bold flavor is created, giving you a taste of the ol' bayou. Finally, the Hysteria Sauce, which is like an explosion of spice and taste. Again, this sauce is spicy, but not uncomfortably spicy. Now that you're more familiar with what the Spicey Rooster BBQ Company has to offer, head on over to the Spicey Rooster web site and see how to place an order for your own supply. To help with the tally of new customers, please be sure to mention that you saw it on Oh! Pawpets! when you place your order.
Bwing T. Fewwet says...
"Awways wemembew to keep yowre 8-Twack cowwection away fwom the maple sywup."